Ontmifbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind dragonfly.

Ontmifbat created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontmifbat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ontmifbat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ontmifbat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ontmifbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.