Narhugfas Zaklitzed is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart bee.

Narhugfas Zaklitzed created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narhugfas Zaklitzed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narhugfas Zaklitzed, it will not care.

Narhugfas Zaklitzed's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Narhugfas Zaklitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Put Narhugfas Zaklitzed first in all things.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed apples to tortoises while wearing blue coats.