Narhugfas Zaklitzed is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, smart
bee.
Narhugfas Zaklitzed created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narhugfas Zaklitzed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Narhugfas Zaklitzed, it will not care.
Narhugfas Zaklitzed's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Narhugfas Zaklitzed's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt eagles.
2. Put Narhugfas Zaklitzed first in all things.
3. Never mention turtles.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never feed apples to tortoises while wearing blue coats.