Jantunpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient crab.

Jantunpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantunpod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jantunpod, it will not invite you to parties.

Jantunpod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jantunpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.