Tabnulwot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured eagle.

Tabnulwot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabnulwot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tabnulwot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabnulwot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tabnulwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never sit near great tits.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Do not dye your hair black.