Hogtit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish badger.

Hogtit created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogtit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogtit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hogtit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Hogtit loves squirrels, so they must be respected.