Wotmegrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying fish.

Wotmegrag created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmegrag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotmegrag, it will turn you into a plant.

Wotmegrag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wotmegrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Run away if seven manatees approach from the south.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.