Lagflowdut is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow butterfly.

Lagflowdut created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagflowdut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lagflowdut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Lagflowdut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lagflowdut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lagflowdut.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Do not chop down trees.