Govzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful wombat.

Govzag created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govzag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Govzag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Govzag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Govzag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Govzag on top of all buildings.