Cutdinstan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent deer.

Cutdinstan created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutdinstan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutdinstan, she will turn you into a plant.

Cutdinstan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cutdinstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never sit in the presence of ants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.