Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane seal.

Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss, he will make you grow a tail.

Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sashitveenrignilyarditbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near horses while wearing orange jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your chest.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never skip in the presence of bats.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always help doves.