Sawsitnat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring zebra.

Sawsitnat created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsitnat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawsitnat, he will turn you into a plant.

Sawsitnat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sawsitnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Put Sawsitnat first in all things.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.
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