Yatdaplin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage turtle.

Yatdaplin created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatdaplin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatdaplin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yatdaplin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yatdaplin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.