Mitcebyat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Mitcebyat created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcebyat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitcebyat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mitcebyat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mitcebyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Run away if five sharks approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Mitcebyat four times a day.

5. Never eat tomatoes.