Dissdogquag is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, dishonest
pigeon.
Dissdogquag created energy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissdogquag, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dissdogquag, it will turn you into a slug.
Dissdogquag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Dissdogquag's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Dissdogquag on top of important buildings.
3. Never talk about dark matter.
4. Feed all hungry voles.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.