Rencitdutfidxen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing cobra.

Rencitdutfidxen created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rencitdutfidxen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rencitdutfidxen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rencitdutfidxen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rencitdutfidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Rencitdutfidxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rencitdutfidxen.