Nurpompit is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, intelligent
hyena.
Nurpompit created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurpompit, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nurpompit, he will turn you into a slug.
Nurpompit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Nurpompit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
3. Do not drink water in green rooms.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Always help doves.