Bumgeparp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic beaver.

Bumgeparp created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgeparp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumgeparp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bumgeparp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bumgeparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing gray hats and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Bumgeparp loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.