Foss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing bird.

Foss created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Foss, he will strike you with lightening.

Foss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never sing in holy places.