Gedmisquim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Gedmisquim created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmisquim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedmisquim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gedmisquim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gedmisquim's Holy Commandments

1. Gedmisquim loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.