Ditwiglak is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, effective
butterfly.
Ditwiglak created snails nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ditwiglak, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ditwiglak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Ditwiglak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Ditwiglak's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Ditwiglak in the centre of the settlement.
2. Retreat if five seals approach from the east.
3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.