Litgeplogxucksab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable pigeon.

Litgeplogxucksab created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litgeplogxucksab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litgeplogxucksab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litgeplogxucksab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Litgeplogxucksab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never go into blue rooms.