Narlbabpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous jellyfish.

Narlbabpog created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narlbabpog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlbabpog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Narlbabpog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Narlbabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide from blue dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Narlbabpog loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.