Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered shrew.

Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap, he will not invite you to parties.

Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tofkonlin Nillsogflag Ciddagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.