Nurlfumcen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous bat.

Nurlfumcen created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfumcen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlfumcen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nurlfumcen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nurlfumcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.