Ruttwikwig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid faun.

Ruttwikwig created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttwikwig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttwikwig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ruttwikwig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ruttwikwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.