Zodbogcap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable fox.

Zodbogcap created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbogcap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodbogcap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zodbogcap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zodbogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

4. Retreat if eight geese approach from the north.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.