Nibrowgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty weasel.

Nibrowgon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrowgon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nibrowgon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nibrowgon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nibrowgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. You must love Nibrowgon.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.