Henflanpop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional bat.

Henflanpop created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henflanpop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Henflanpop, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Henflanpop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Henflanpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing pink shirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Henflanpop on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.