Motshavhak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest sheep.

Motshavhak created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motshavhak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motshavhak, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Motshavhak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Motshavhak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine horses approach from the north.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motshavhak.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Do not leap in public.