Yogkenwee is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring otter.

Yogkenwee created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogkenwee, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogkenwee, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yogkenwee's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yogkenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.