Mutbenfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind manatee.

Mutbenfoss created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbenfoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutbenfoss, she will ignore you.

Mutbenfoss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mutbenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Mutbenfoss.

5. Learn four new languages a year.