Flowcatfubdam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable bear.

Flowcatfubdam created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcatfubdam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flowcatfubdam, it will ignore you.

Flowcatfubdam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flowcatfubdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never wear shoes.