Hudmobbed is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful clam.

Hudmobbed created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudmobbed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudmobbed, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hudmobbed's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hudmobbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Hudmobbed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.