Vegfarlag Godtikyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty centipede.

Vegfarlag Godtikyam created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfarlag Godtikyam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegfarlag Godtikyam, she will come to you in dreams.

Vegfarlag Godtikyam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vegfarlag Godtikyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Vegfarlag Godtikyam loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vegfarlag Godtikyam.