Fabkimhapster is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty crocodile.

Fabkimhapster created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Fabkimhapster, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabkimhapster, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fabkimhapster's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fabkimhapster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Fabkimhapster loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. You must never eat oranges.