Nabmetbut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise skunk.

Nabmetbut created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabmetbut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabmetbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nabmetbut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nabmetbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never feed strawberries to hamsters while wearing tights.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.