Popbonbad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Popbonbad created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popbonbad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popbonbad, he will turn you into a rat.

Popbonbad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Popbonbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Popbonbad.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.