Dossfabflab Arffagben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective fox.

Dossfabflab Arffagben created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossfabflab Arffagben, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossfabflab Arffagben, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dossfabflab Arffagben's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dossfabflab Arffagben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing blue rings.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.