Banlitxemtip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical goblin.

Banlitxemtip created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Banlitxemtip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Banlitxemtip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Banlitxemtip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Banlitxemtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Banlitxemtip.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.