Cenvenwit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable wasp.

Cenvenwit created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenvenwit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cenvenwit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cenvenwit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cenvenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six manatees approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing orange trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

5. Never skip in holy places.