Cepdadlin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish lizard.

Cepdadlin created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdadlin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cepdadlin, he will remove you from existence.

Cepdadlin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cepdadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Cepdadlin.