Jabragtom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent octopus.

Jabragtom created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jabragtom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabragtom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jabragtom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jabragtom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never sit near rats.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never paint your arms brown.