Wikfotcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient troll.

Wikfotcib created light two years ago.

If you believe in Wikfotcib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wikfotcib, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wikfotcib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wikfotcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.