Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent rhinoceros.

Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gidpasrapflapvad Migdutbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.