Bamyokbab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident dragon.

Bamyokbab created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Bamyokbab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamyokbab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamyokbab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bamyokbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near manatees.

2. Never think about gravity near swans while wearing white boots and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help dolphins.