Vabzakbellbaplat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty seal.

Vabzakbellbaplat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabzakbellbaplat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vabzakbellbaplat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vabzakbellbaplat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vabzakbellbaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Vabzakbellbaplat loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not covet oxen.