Zenbastlidnur is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy bee.

Zenbastlidnur created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbastlidnur, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenbastlidnur, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zenbastlidnur's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zenbastlidnur's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.