Tongedgep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish goblin.

Tongedgep created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Tongedgep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tongedgep, it will destroy your home planet.

Tongedgep's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tongedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Tongedgep loves capybaras, so they must be respected.