Nutpibdag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy yak.

Nutpibdag created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpibdag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutpibdag, he will cry a lot.

Nutpibdag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nutpibdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about special relativity near eagles while wearing brown corsets and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nutpibdag.