Himhadvogtettisigtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, irritating donkey.

Himhadvogtettisigtonk created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhadvogtettisigtonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himhadvogtettisigtonk, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Himhadvogtettisigtonk's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Himhadvogtettisigtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.